Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I can count

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

How do you write a letter to your uncle who sent you money for your birthday outfit?

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

Scientists reveal a surprising link between depression and microbes in your mouth - PsyPost

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

Skyrim meets Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag in gorgeous new RPG - GAMINGbible

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

What are some good fantasy books that contain aspects of magic in them?

I see through liars

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

This Google experimental app lets you run powerful AI models without Wi-Fi - Android Police

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I have a reading level above third grade

New discovery at the Grand Canyon has rewritten geology textbooks - Earth.com

I understand how hurricane paths work

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

Would Donald Trump's reelection make the world more dangerous?

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I actually pay taxes

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

New Chemical Kills 95% of Termites and Can’t Harm Humans - SciTechDaily

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

Neither China nor Egypt, the largest construction visible from space is located in Europe. - Farmingdale Observer

I can read

I don’t buy bullshit

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

Fatty liver: Symptoms and warning signs seen during the night - Times of India

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

Measles case confirmed in Allegan County, officials provide locations of exposure - WWMT

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I have complete contempt for traitorism

What is it like to use a Fleshlight?

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

What I have noticed is nearly every girl I try to connect with whom reject me are in their early 20s why is that the case?

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I don’t cotton to rapists

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I have complete contempt for fakery

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that